Yorkshire Day

Tha’ can allus tell a Yorkshireman… but tha’ can’t tell ‘im much.

When I am old…

… I shall drink purple. This is called a Black Jack, a rum-based cocktail at Alchemist in Leeds. Pour over the ice, then squirt something out of a syringe onto it. Meh.

The Kick Song

Extremely silly, but I do like this! The Stick Song it’s based on is good too…

Wile E. Coyote

While trying to put into words what I was feeling, I hit upon an unexpected answer.


No, not that sort. Actual baggage. Bags.